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  • Breaking: Christmases They Never Forgot Supplanted By This Christmas
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  • Mark and Jonathan Ignore Actual Emergencies On Way To Get Kid In Santa’s Lap
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Fashion Icons of the Prairie: Charles Ingalls Edition

Kelly Mielke4 years ago1 year ago04 mins

Walnut Grove, Minn.-Welcome back to Fashion Icons of the Prairie, the column where we pay tribute to the fashionable folks of Walnut Grove and the surrounding towns and break down the unique attributes that make them fashion icons!  In this edition of Fashion Icons of the Prairie, we take a look at the unforgettable stylings…

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Invasive Species Returns to Walnut Grove

Kelly Mielke4 years ago1 year ago03 mins

Walnut Grove, Minn.- Recent reports indicate that an invasive species that had been previously eradicated from Walnut Grove has returned to the vicinity. Eliza Jane Wilder recently arrived in town to care for her ailing brother, Almanzo, recently struck with diphtheria and a stroke. However, in her typical fashion, Eliza Jane quickly inserted herself into…

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Fashion Icons of the Prairie: Isaiah Edwards Edition

Kelly Mielke4 years ago1 year ago03 mins

Walnut Grove, Minn.-Welcome to The Prairie Review’s newest column, Fashion Icons of the Prairie! In this column, we pay tribute to the fashionable folks of Walnut Grove and the surrounding area and break down exactly what makes them fashion icons. Love them or hate them, you have to admire a sense of style! In this…

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Do’s and Don’ts of Racing Wagons With Your In-Law

Kelly Mielke4 years ago1 year ago02 mins

Walnut Grove, Minn.- So you’ve just gotten married and acquired some in-laws. Congratulations! Now you might be wondering what the next step is and also noticing that you have a hankering for starting a family freighting business together–don’t worry, these urges are normal. When you finally succumb to creating your freighting business, it is almost…

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Charles Puts a Little Something Special in Pipe, Finally Understands Carrie

Kelly Mielke4 years ago1 year ago03 mins

Walnut Grove, Minn.- In a surprising turn of recent events, Charles Ingalls admits that one day he put a little something special in his pipe and as a result finally understood his daughter, Carrie. Members of the Walnut Grove community have long been coasting their way through Carrie interactions with a nod, a smile, or…

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Town Admits Lack of Bell at Blind School a Form of Entertainment

Kelly Mielke4 years ago1 year ago03 mins

Walnut Grove, Minn.-In a shocking revelation, residents of Walnut Grove admit that the lack of alert system at the blind school provides a source of entertainment.  “The first time it hit me that it could be fun to sneak up on blind people was that time I dropped Mary off at the blind school in…

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Report: Almanzo Wilder Wants to Remind Everyone He Has Punched Children Twice

Kelly Mielke4 years ago1 year ago03 mins

Walnut Grove, Minn.– In light of the sensationalism surrounding the Oscars altercation between Will Smith and Chris Rock, Almanzo Wilder would like to remind everyone that he has punched a child not only once, but twice. “Well, sure, it’s not something I usually brag about, but I can’t believe people brush it under the rug…

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Ingalls Family Shocked to Learn Laura Had Remembrance Book All Along

Kelly Mielke4 years ago1 year ago02 mins

Walnut Grove, Minn.-The Ingalls are surprised by Laura’s revelation of her remembrance book at the recent family Thanksgiving gathering. It seems that despite frequent use of phrases such as “If I had a remembrance book” and “I would write about,” Laura in fact had a remembrance book and did write about everything. “Sure as shootin’…

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Nels’ Sister Once Again Forgotten As Nels Calls Harriet’s Side of Family Fat

Kelly Mielke4 years ago1 year ago02 mins

Walnut Grove, Minn.–Merely months after the town of Walnut Grove learned of Annabelle, sister of Nels Oleson who plays the fat lady for a circus, the woman has once again been pushed to the wayside and seemingly forgotten by Nels. As Nellie Oleson lay distraught on her bed over the impending departure of Percival Dalton,…

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Charles Ingalls Has Another Bad Experience in City

Kelly Mielke4 years ago02 mins

Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports confirm that Charles Ingalls, freshly returned to his humble abode after a visit to Milwaukee, had yet another horrible experience while spending time in a city. Charles and his wife, Caroline, recently went to Milwaukee, where Charles attended a Grange convention while Caroline excitedly prepared for their class reunion. What appeared…

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Reverend Alden Once Again Reminds Town He Is Person, Has Feelings

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Report: Edwards’ Sober Behavior Almost As Bad As Drunk Behavior

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Report: Albert’s Drug Addiction Couldn’t Have Worked Out Better For Charles

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Report: Charles Doing Something With A Big Load Right Now

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Report: Charles Wishes Man Wielding Shotgun Hadn’t Interrupted Dinner On Stormy Night

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Lars Hansen Discovers Church Contest Loophole

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Mercantile Struggles To Keep Up With Charles’ Nighttime Coffee Needs

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Report: Charles Would Rather Give In To Old Lady Than Please Family; Elderly Man Loves Blue Ribbon

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Report: Sully Survives Three Civil War-Centric Visits Without Once Mentioning He Was In That War

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Editorial: If I Had Known She Was Going To Be Burnt To A Crisp, I Would Have Been Nicer

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Report: Charles Ingalls Assures Stranger He Will Be Great Father

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Report: Miss Beadle Pleased Student Knows Where Mankato Is

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Breaking: Almanzo Realizes He’s A Bun Guy

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Report: Man Asks Former Father-in-Law To Give Away Mother Of Girl Who Had Crush On Him

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There Goes Alice Broadcasting Grades Again

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Ingalls Fail To Mention Dog Will Be Living In Hotel

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Report: Men Who Fight Each Other Also Hit On Pregnant Woman

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Report: Laura Acquires Another Nice House

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Report: Miss Beadle Totally Making Out

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Report: Charles Learned Nothing From Blind School Fire

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Report: Whoa, Albert Has Suit?

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Report: Rabbits Are A Commitment And You Can’t Just Set Them Free Because You Decided To Blow Up The Town

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Report: Almanzo Wilder Wants to Remind Everyone He Has Punched Children Twice

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Report: Seems Like Doc Baker Should Be A Little Fatter From All The Pie

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Editorial: Who Does Charles Ingalls Think He Is?
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Editorial: I’m Sure There’s A Reason Charles Left My Door Open–I’d Just Like To Know What It Is
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