Walnut Grove, Minn.-Sources indicate that Alice Garvey, former Walnut Grove schoolteacher and mother to Andrew Garvey, has yet again broadcast information pertaining to academic performance without regard to preserving the integrity of individual privacy when she shared her son’s grades with her mother while others sat in the room listening. “Andrew has three A’s, two…
Winoka, Dakota Territory– Recent hotel manager hires Charles and Caroline Ingalls failed to mention their dog when negotiating a room for their children for a five dollar reduction in monthly pay. Mr. Thoms, the hiring manager who selected Charles and Caroline, initially balked when he learned that the couple had children. “I had already made…
Undisclosed Location, Arizona– Recent reports indicate that two men who recently engaged in a fist fight also hit on a pregnant woman. Mort Carstairs and Professor William Woestehoff recently traded barbs and fists over the grade Laura Ingalls Wilder received on her final exam. What the two men did not realize, however, is that Laura,…
Walnut Grove, Minn.- In an exciting development for the sleepy Minnesota town, the entire graduating class has gotten married. In what seems to be a first for Walnut Grove, every student that has graduated this year has gotten married to each other when Rachel Brown and Willie Oleson tied the knot. “This is such an exciting…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Albert Ingalls, recent recipient of a fatal diagnosis, reports relief. “If I’m going to be honest, it’s pretty great that this whole death thing overshadows everything else,” Albert comments. “For a really long time, I was known as the boy who burnt the blind school down, which was really stressful and not even…
Winoka, Dakota Territory- Recent reports indicate that newly employed Jonathan Garvey had been unaware that the bar fight in which he recently engaged was actually a job interview. According to Jonathan, he “just stumbled over into that there saloon to beat up Harlan on account of he beat up Charles. It weren’t until I had…
Sleepy Eye, Minn.- Hester-Sue’s recent departure from her job at the blind school marks yet another year where some misfortune has befallen the school. Susan Goodspeed, longtime student of the school, recalls the many unfortunate events she has endured over the years. “When I first came to the school,” Susan shares, “ it was in…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports indicate that the manager of the circus currently in town may be toxic. Annabelle, the fat woman in London’s Circus, recently found herself downtrodden when her brother, Oleson’s Mercantile proprietor Nels Oleson, ignored her as she dined at the restaurant his family owns and runs. As she quietly mourned the lackluster…
Random California Hotel Room– Angel on probation Jonathan Smith laments that he struggles to achieve a good work-afterlife balance. “It’s just really hard to separate myself from work,” Jonathan comments. “The nature of my job makes it really difficult because I’m expected to always be on call, you know? I can’t fully relax when the…
California Highway–Cruising along in Mark Gordon’s beat up vehicle awaiting word on a new assignment on a recent afternoon, angel on probation Jonathan Smith expressed disappointment that he never once received the Beatles as an assignment. “I’ve been doing this for forty years, you know,” Jonathan commented. “That means that while the Beatles were in…
