Colorado Springs, CO- Recent reports indicate that the wedding of Byron Sully and Michaela “Mike” Quinn is indeed the event of a lifetime, but perhaps not for the reasons you would expect: Sully has asked Loren Bray, his former father-in-law, to give Dr. Mike away. This means that in an exciting twist, it seems that more than just giving the town something to do for once that can’t be classified as a hate crime, this wedding features Sully’s former father-in-law is tasked with giving away the bride, who happens to be the mother of the girl who had a teenage crush on him merely two years prior.
Mayor Jake Slicker confirms that this is unprecedented in Colorado Springs.
“I been here a long time, seen a lot of weddings,” Jake confirms. “Never seen one like this though.”
Meanwhile, Grace E. comments that it’s “not every day that this small town has something to focus on, to bring us together, and make us remember what is really important: family. And this sure is an interesting family. I, uh, hope they have a spare carpetbag for all that baggage.”
When asked if the situation was really any stranger than her living with her brother-in-law who has been in love with her for years, local gossiper Dorothy Jennings quickly ignored it in favor of getting started on a special edition of her paltry little publication while Colleen shouted that she “can’t believe you’re even bringing that up! That crush was over two years ago!”
Pondering Sully’s transition from Colleen’s teenage crush to her father, Cloud Dancing confirms that one man can take many roles in his lifetime.
At press time, Hank was upset that he only took bets on if the wedding would take place and completely overlooked taking bets on how many strange connections the wedding party could have while mob eagerly awaited any small happening that might summon their services. As the ceremony begins, Mrs Elizabeth Quinn relieves the wedding of the burden of one weird connection by changing her mind about giving her daughter away as the Reverend prepared to marry the woman to whom he once proposed to someone else.
