Sleepy Eye, Minn.-Jonathan Garvey and Charles Ingalls of Walnut Grove, Minnesota, recently entered a restaurant in Sleepy Eye where sources reveal that any scant trace of knowledge the two men possessed about living in a society seemed to flee. Shortly after entering the establishment, a fine French eatery that The Prairie Review is surprised even…
Chicago, Ill.–Attendees of a recent cotillion in the city have reported sightings of a girl who wore a clearly outdated dress to the occasion. Mary Ingalls, the until recently fiancée of John Sanderson, Jr., arrived in Chicago–”unexpectedly,” John Jr. would have you know–to attend the cotillion with John while her father, Charles Ingalls, delivered stirring…
Walnut Grove, Minn.– In a surprising bout of unexpected good news, it seems that the children of Walnut Grove have all survived the day despite spending it at the schoolhouse under the tutelage of Miss Beadle. The same teacher who has doled out assignments such as describing what wild animal each child would most like…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Sources reveal that in the same town in which inhabitants frequently traverse several miles a day by foot or otherwise engage in manual labor, not one person can be bothered to take down an outdated sign. It seems that the site of the blacksmith shop still sports a sign indicating that Irv Hartwig…
The Executive Producer for this episode is Jeff Griffin I am joined by Cheyenne Hampton to discuss this sad, uplifting and unforgettable episode! “An immigrant family provides an example of thankfulness and a reminder that freedom isn’t free after a property tax increase leaves most of Walnut Grove in no mood to celebrate the United…
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Recent events in Walnut Grove have indicated that the old adage “boys will be boys” holds true even in the wake of unspeakable tragedy. Walnut Grove’s new girl, Penelope, has caught the eye of local hooligan Albert Ingalls. Unfortunately for Albert, however, Penelope has eyes for only Andrew Garvey. As Albert works…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Residents have recently realized that Reverend Alden’s wife has not been seen since the day the man of the cloth and widow exchanged nuptials. “Well, I certainly remember it well, oh yes I do!” Harriet Oleson emphatically exclaims as she recounts the scandal that briefly rocked Walnut Grove until she was reminded that…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Eliza Jane Wilder’s recent arrival to assist her brother Almanzo following his illness and stroke has caused Laura Wilder to briefly ponder how things ended between Eliza Jane and Mort Carstairs. “Of course I assume they ended,” Laura tells The Prairie Review. “Eliza Jane showed up alone and never mentioned anything about Mort,…
Undisclosed Location, Arizona–Recent reports indicate that while the summer class in which Laura Ingalls Wilder and her sister-in-law Eliza Jane are enrolled is ending this week upon completion of the final examination, Laura has so far been astonishingly successful in not asking Eliza Jane what happened with Harve Miller. “Eliza Jane told us that she…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-In a bizarre statement to her husband, Caroline Ingalls has seemingly forgotten about the time she nearly amputated her own leg. “There has been a rash of robberies in Walnut Grove lately, and we don’t know who is doing it,” Charles Ingalls informs The Prairie Review. “I put a lock on the door…
