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Editorial: Who Does Charles Ingalls Think He Is?

Kelly Mielke4 months ago02 mins

Hello, I’m the man on the fire engine that Charles Ingalls told to put out the flame on the hot air balloon and I have just one question: who does he think he is? Let me set the scene here. We’re just enjoying our afternoon at the fair, doing the occasional demo of our new…

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Report: Miss Beadle Totally Making Out

Kelly Mielke2 years ago1 year ago02 mins

Walnut Grove, Minn.-Miss Beadle totally made out with a man during the lunch break, students report. Mary Ingalls sat outside the school house despondent over the state of her eyesight when a man arrived and flirted with the child. After bestowing a flower upon Mary, the man entered the school house where Mary followed to…

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Charles Puts a Little Something Special in Pipe, Finally Understands Carrie

Kelly Mielke4 years ago1 year ago03 mins

Walnut Grove, Minn.- In a surprising turn of recent events, Charles Ingalls admits that one day he put a little something special in his pipe and as a result finally understood his daughter, Carrie. Members of the Walnut Grove community have long been coasting their way through Carrie interactions with a nod, a smile, or…

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It’s Okay, Carrie Just Having Flashback

Kelly Mielke4 years ago1 year ago02 mins

  Walnut Grove, Minn.– Visitors to the Ingalls residence were recently caught off guard when Carrie, the third daughter of Charles and Caroline Ingalls, began to display strange behavior as the family sat around the dinner table. “Yeah, I know Carrie is usually strange, but this was different,” commented the visiting husband character, whose name…

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Report: Charles Would Have Punched Him Anyway

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Reverend Alden Once Again Reminds Town He Is Person, Has Feelings

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Report: Edwards’ Sober Behavior Almost As Bad As Drunk Behavior

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Report: Albert’s Drug Addiction Couldn’t Have Worked Out Better For Charles

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Report: Charles Doing Something With A Big Load Right Now

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Report: Charles Wishes Man Wielding Shotgun Hadn’t Interrupted Dinner On Stormy Night

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Lars Hansen Discovers Church Contest Loophole

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Mercantile Struggles To Keep Up With Charles’ Nighttime Coffee Needs

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Report: Charles Would Rather Give In To Old Lady Than Please Family; Elderly Man Loves Blue Ribbon

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Report: Sully Survives Three Civil War-Centric Visits Without Once Mentioning He Was In That War

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Editorial: If I Had Known She Was Going To Be Burnt To A Crisp, I Would Have Been Nicer

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Report: Charles Ingalls Assures Stranger He Will Be Great Father

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Report: Miss Beadle Pleased Student Knows Where Mankato Is

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Breaking: Almanzo Realizes He’s A Bun Guy

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Report: Man Asks Former Father-in-Law To Give Away Mother Of Girl Who Had Crush On Him

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There Goes Alice Broadcasting Grades Again

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Ingalls Fail To Mention Dog Will Be Living In Hotel

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Report: Men Who Fight Each Other Also Hit On Pregnant Woman

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Report: Laura Acquires Another Nice House

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Report: Miss Beadle Totally Making Out

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Report: Charles Learned Nothing From Blind School Fire

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Report: Whoa, Albert Has Suit?

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Report: Rabbits Are A Commitment And You Can’t Just Set Them Free Because You Decided To Blow Up The Town

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Report: Almanzo Wilder Wants to Remind Everyone He Has Punched Children Twice

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Report: Seems Like Doc Baker Should Be A Little Fatter From All The Pie

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Editorial: Who Does Charles Ingalls Think He Is?
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Editorial: I’m Sure There’s A Reason Charles Left My Door Open–I’d Just Like To Know What It Is
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Editorial: What Am I Expected To Do With This Discarded Bloody Rag?
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