Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports from the small farming community reveal that Charles Ingalls wants everyone to understand that he would have punched Jenny Sherman’s husband anyway. It seems that recently while Jenny labored with the couple’s first child, Dr. Baker was out of town. Dr. LeDoux, recent addition to Walnut Grove’s professional community, rushed to…
Sleepy Eye, Minn.–Recent reports indicate that a large percentage of the workers installing telephone poles across southern Minnesota are disgruntled by a loss of alcohol that could have been easily and entirely prevented. Shaughnessy, cook for the work crew, spent weeks brewing and distilling moonshine only to abandon the enterprise when his machinery exploded. Crewmen…
1977 Ford LTD II–Breaking news from the beat up car that angel Jonathan Smith and his ex-cop best friend and driving partner indicate that the dynamic duo continues to ignore emergency situations they encounter in favor of getting to a kid to make sure he gets to the mall to sit in Santa’s lap. “This…
Walnut Grove, Minn.– Recent reports from the farming community indicate that Reverend Alden proudly presided over a church service in which residents decided to blow the town up with John Carter’s dynamite. “I’ve learned one thing preaching in this town for all these years, and that’s that you just never know what these folks will…
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Newly arrived visitor, brother of the Wilders, and ne’er do well Perley Day Wilder has confirmed that after his sister, Eliza Jane, insisted he could never wear out his welcome he will, in fact, proceed to wear out his welcome. “I’ve never seen a challenge I wasn’t up to, this one included,”…
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Recent reports indicate that area elderly man, Brewster Davenport, looks forward to an increased workload. Upon receiving word that his daughter, Edna, planned to send her son Tod to visit grandparents Brewster and Virginia Davenport, Brewster eagerly reported to Charles Ingalls that he was excited about having another hand to help him…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports from the small farming community indicate that Albert’s morphine addiction had a silver lining: getting Charles Ingalls a better job. “Now, I don’t want to make it sound like I love the fact that Albert had an addiction,” Charles clarifies. “I just think that there was a good thing about it,…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Sources reveal that Caroline Ingalls recently dazzled her dinner companions with her command of geography when she revealed that she knew New York was thousands of miles away. “It’s me, I’m the source,” husband Charles Ingalls reveals. “I didn’t really want to make a big deal of it at the time since Adam…
Hello, I’m the man on the fire engine that Charles Ingalls told to put out the flame on the hot air balloon and I have just one question: who does he think he is? Let me set the scene here. We’re just enjoying our afternoon at the fair, doing the occasional demo of our new…
Walnut Grove, Minn.– Reports indicate that Charles Ingalls has provided emotional healing to a devastated man with a single conversation. Jonathan Garvey, who recently lost his wife Alice in the blind school fire, abandoned his excessive drinking and returned to being a caring father after spending just a few minutes with Charles. Charles Ingalls points…
