Pain of Jack’s Passing Eased by Pa’s Smooth Chest

Walnut Grove, Minn.-The recent tragic passing of Jack, beloved dog of the Ingalls family, has been somewhat eased by Charles Ingalls’ smooth chest, sources report. After dying unexpectedly following a series of misunderstandings with the increasingly independent Laura Ingalls, the dog was discovered by Laura lying motionless in the barn. When Laura’s yelling failed to…

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New Evidence Suggests Charles Ingalls Penned Lyrics to ‘No Sugar Tonight’ Nearly a Century Earlier Than The Guess Who

Walnut Grove, Minn.-Newly surfaced evidence suggests that Charles Ingalls can add songwriter to his resume. The song, “No Sugar Tonight” by Canada’s The Guess Who may in fact be indebted to Charles Ingalls for the lyrics. Remains of lyrical scribblings were recently unearthed in the soddy, or as Charles apparently liked to call it, his…

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All Knowledge of Societal Customs Flee as Jonathan and Charles Enter Sleepy Eye Eatery

Sleepy Eye, Minn.-Jonathan Garvey and Charles Ingalls of Walnut Grove, Minnesota, recently entered a restaurant in Sleepy Eye where sources reveal that any scant trace of knowledge the two men possessed about living in a society seemed to flee. Shortly after entering the establishment, a fine French eatery that The Prairie Review is surprised even…

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