Walnut Grove, Minn.– Recent reports indicate that Nels Oleson feels pangs of regret after offering additional cuts of glass to Charles Ingalls on an as-needed basis. While Nels originally found Charles’ desire to perform an upgrade on the Little House commendable, he now understands that some people maybe just aren’t meant to have nice things….
Burr Oak, Iowa- Recent reports indicate that Charles Ingalls is giving the city too much credit in the development of the issues recently displayed by his son, Albert. Despite the fact that Albert met the Ingalls while living under stairs in the streets of Winoka following his tortured time at an orphanage, Charles laments the…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-The recent tragic passing of Jack, beloved dog of the Ingalls family, has been somewhat eased by Charles Ingalls’ smooth chest, sources report. After dying unexpectedly following a series of misunderstandings with the increasingly independent Laura Ingalls, the dog was discovered by Laura lying motionless in the barn. When Laura’s yelling failed to…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Newly surfaced evidence suggests that Charles Ingalls can add songwriter to his resume. The song, “No Sugar Tonight” by Canada’s The Guess Who may in fact be indebted to Charles Ingalls for the lyrics. Remains of lyrical scribblings were recently unearthed in the soddy, or as Charles apparently liked to call it, his…
Walnut Grove, Minn.- In a surprising turn of recent events, Charles Ingalls admits that one day he put a little something special in his pipe and as a result finally understood his daughter, Carrie. Members of the Walnut Grove community have long been coasting their way through Carrie interactions with a nod, a smile, or…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports confirm that Charles Ingalls, freshly returned to his humble abode after a visit to Milwaukee, had yet another horrible experience while spending time in a city. Charles and his wife, Caroline, recently went to Milwaukee, where Charles attended a Grange convention while Caroline excitedly prepared for their class reunion. What appeared…
Sleepy Eye, Minn.-Jonathan Garvey and Charles Ingalls of Walnut Grove, Minnesota, recently entered a restaurant in Sleepy Eye where sources reveal that any scant trace of knowledge the two men possessed about living in a society seemed to flee. Shortly after entering the establishment, a fine French eatery that The Prairie Review is surprised even…
New York, New York–The recent sensationalistic tactics used by William Randolph Hearst and Joseph Pulitzer in this city to increase circulation has led to the emergence of a new term: Yellow Journalism. Although most of the present day 1890’s New Yorkers believe the turn of phrase is new, with first usage attributed to one Ervin…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-In the latest occurrence of Charles Ingalls’s injuries, it is suspected by some that the man injures himself on purpose just so he has an excuse to go shirtless. “I remember the first time Charles injured his ribs,” Doc Baker tells us. “He had just moved to town and fell out of a…
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Citing his many successes with reforming people’s problems by making them work on his farm, Charles Ingalls has decided to host The Charles Ingalls Farm Reform Camp next summer. Registration is now open and due by May 15th, although as Ingalls notes, there is not a problem if people who wish to…
