Walnut Grove, Minn.-Albert Ingalls, recent recipient of a fatal diagnosis, reports relief. “If I’m going to be honest, it’s pretty great that this whole death thing overshadows everything else,” Albert comments. “For a really long time, I was known as the boy who burnt the blind school down, which was really stressful and not even…
Winoka, Dakota Territory- Recent reports indicate that newly employed Jonathan Garvey had been unaware that the bar fight in which he recently engaged was actually a job interview. According to Jonathan, he “just stumbled over into that there saloon to beat up Harlan on account of he beat up Charles. It weren’t until I had…
Sleepy Eye, Minn.- Hester-Sue’s recent departure from her job at the blind school marks yet another year where some misfortune has befallen the school. Susan Goodspeed, longtime student of the school, recalls the many unfortunate events she has endured over the years. “When I first came to the school,” Susan shares, “ it was in…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports indicate that the manager of the circus currently in town may be toxic. Annabelle, the fat woman in London’s Circus, recently found herself downtrodden when her brother, Oleson’s Mercantile proprietor Nels Oleson, ignored her as she dined at the restaurant his family owns and runs. As she quietly mourned the lackluster…
