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Report: Seems Like Doc Baker Should Be A Little Fatter From All The Pie

Kelly Mielke3 years ago2 months ago03 mins

Walnut Grove, Minn.- Residents of Walnut Grove are marveling at Doc Baker’s relatively trim body in light of how much pie the medical professional receives in payment for services. “He must have a great metabolism,” Nels Oleson commented. “He’s always getting paid with food. Granted he gets some chickens and apples, but he gets so…

Tasting Morphine Doc Baker’s Favorite Part of Job

Kelly Mielke3 years ago06 mins

Walnut Grove, Minn.-Sources in Walnut Grove report that Doc Baker’s favorite part of his job seems to be taste testing morphine. A drug commonly prescribed for pain, Doc Baker regularly orders it through the Mercantile. Nels Oleson, proprietor of Oleson’s Mercantile, started becoming suspicious at the frequency of the morphine shipments arriving to his store….