Woman Unwilling To Allow Hanky Panky At Hurdy Gurdy Willing To Use Hurdy Gurdy To Deceive Army

Colorado Springs, Co.-Recent reports indicate that a woman who is unwilling to allow hanky panky at her hurdy gurdy will nevertheless use the hurdy gurdy to deceive George Armstrong Custer and his troops. Although some residents, including the Reverend, opposed the opening of the hurdy gurdy, Miss Olive Davis insisted that there are many respectable…

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An Interview With Wolf

Colorado Springs, Co.-There’s more that stands out about Byron Sully than his attire, unconventional ways, and beautiful hair, including his faithful and constant companion, Wolf. We sat down with Wolf to get the scoop on how he’s handling changes as he adapts to family life and what life with Sully is really like. Note: We…

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Now that the dust has settled with the recent, shall we say, swindlings in town lately, I wanted to clear up one very important point. Now, it’s been noted how helpful I was in the train station in Denver, pretending to choke on the strudel to create enough of a distraction to get the townsfolk’s…

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