Sleepy Eye, Minn.–Recent reports indicate that a large percentage of the workers installing telephone poles across southern Minnesota are disgruntled by a loss of alcohol that could have been easily and entirely prevented. Shaughnessy, cook for the work crew, spent weeks brewing and distilling moonshine only to abandon the enterprise when his machinery exploded. Crewmen…
1977 Ford LTD II–Breaking news from the beat up car that angel Jonathan Smith and his ex-cop best friend and driving partner indicate that the dynamic duo continues to ignore emergency situations they encounter in favor of getting to a kid to make sure he gets to the mall to sit in Santa’s lap. “This…
1977 Ford LTD II– Driving around in his beat up car waiting for Jonathan Smith to receive word on the latest assignment, Mark Gordon reminisces about the old days and wishes he could have just a day here and there to do things like sit around drinking beer and watching TV. Mark admits that it…
Sleepy Eye, Minn.-Jonathan Garvey and Charles Ingalls of Walnut Grove, Minnesota, recently entered a restaurant in Sleepy Eye where sources reveal that any scant trace of knowledge the two men possessed about living in a society seemed to flee. Shortly after entering the establishment, a fine French eatery that The Prairie Review is surprised even…
