Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports from the small farming community reveal that Charles Ingalls wants everyone to understand that he would have punched Jenny Sherman’s husband anyway. It seems that recently while Jenny labored with the couple’s first child, Dr. Baker was out of town. Dr. LeDoux, recent addition to Walnut Grove’s professional community, rushed to…
Sleepy Eye, Minn.–Recent reports indicate that a large percentage of the workers installing telephone poles across southern Minnesota are disgruntled by a loss of alcohol that could have been easily and entirely prevented. Shaughnessy, cook for the work crew, spent weeks brewing and distilling moonshine only to abandon the enterprise when his machinery exploded. Crewmen…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Breaking news from the snowed-in Ingalls home indicate that this Christmas has supplanted everyone’s Christmas they never forgot. “After spending all day, all night, and then this whole day again in this house, I am telling you, I have seen some things in my day but this about tops them all,” Hester Sue…
Walnut Grove, Minn.- A decision Charles Ingalls recently made has relegated his family to eating lightly for the foreseeable future with impacts possibly extending to the Christmas season. The Ingalls family, no stranger to times of poverty, is forced to tighten their belts for an unusual reason this time: Charles’s impulse purchase of a snow…
1977 Ford LTD II–Breaking news from the beat up car that angel Jonathan Smith and his ex-cop best friend and driving partner indicate that the dynamic duo continues to ignore emergency situations they encounter in favor of getting to a kid to make sure he gets to the mall to sit in Santa’s lap. “This…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Reverend Alden is disappointed that he once again had to remind his congregation that he has feelings. “This takes me right back to when I met Anna,” Alden shares. “People act like just because I’m a Reverend I don’t feel things, but I do. I am a man and I feel things. Like…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports indicate that Isaiah Edwards’ sober escapades have that time he injured Albert in a drunk wagon driving incident and then didn’t take him to the doctor looking tame compared to some of his sober antics. “I think it was the monkey for me,” Nels Oleson, proprietor of Oleson’s Mercantile, indicates. “I…
Walnut Grove, Minn.– Recent reports from the farming community indicate that Reverend Alden proudly presided over a church service in which residents decided to blow the town up with John Carter’s dynamite. “I’ve learned one thing preaching in this town for all these years, and that’s that you just never know what these folks will…
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Newly arrived visitor, brother of the Wilders, and ne’er do well Perley Day Wilder has confirmed that after his sister, Eliza Jane, insisted he could never wear out his welcome he will, in fact, proceed to wear out his welcome. “I’ve never seen a challenge I wasn’t up to, this one included,”…
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Recent reports indicate that area elderly man, Brewster Davenport, looks forward to an increased workload. Upon receiving word that his daughter, Edna, planned to send her son Tod to visit grandparents Brewster and Virginia Davenport, Brewster eagerly reported to Charles Ingalls that he was excited about having another hand to help him…
