Breaking: Adam Makes, Forgets Friend Quickly

Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent news from the quiet Minnesota town indicates that Charles Ingalls is pleased that he witnessed his son-in-law, Adam Kendall, making a fast friend and then never speaking of that friend again. “It’s what makes the friend fast, you know,” Charles comments. “Sometimes someone goes from stranger to best friend faster than you…

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Mercantile Struggles To Keep Up With Charles’ Nighttime Coffee Needs

Walnut Grove, Minn.-Sources indicate that the Olesons are having problems keeping up with the nighttime coffee needs of Charles Ingalls. Routinely seen drinking copious amounts of coffee before bedtime, Charles Ingalls is routinely purchasing so much coffee that the proprietors of the Mercantile are having problems keeping pace with the man. “It’s difficult when you…

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Albert’s Morphine Addiction Overshadows Everything Charles Has to Catch Up On

Walnut Grove, Minn.- Residents have recently reported their disappointment that Albert’s morphine addiction totally overshadowed everything else that had happened in the town since Charles Ingalls departed mere months ago. Since the departure of the Ingalls family, a number of astonishing events have happened that have touched almost every citizen in some way. Remarkably, the…

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