Walnut Grove, Minn.- A decision Charles Ingalls recently made has relegated his family to eating lightly for the foreseeable future with impacts possibly extending to the Christmas season. The Ingalls family, no stranger to times of poverty, is forced to tighten their belts for an unusual reason this time: Charles’s impulse purchase of a snow…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Reverend Alden is disappointed that he once again had to remind his congregation that he has feelings. “This takes me right back to when I met Anna,” Alden shares. “People act like just because I’m a Reverend I don’t feel things, but I do. I am a man and I feel things. Like…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports indicate that Isaiah Edwards’ sober escapades have that time he injured Albert in a drunk wagon driving incident and then didn’t take him to the doctor looking tame compared to some of his sober antics. “I think it was the monkey for me,” Nels Oleson, proprietor of Oleson’s Mercantile, indicates. “I…
Walnut Grove, Minn.– Recent reports from the farming community indicate that Reverend Alden proudly presided over a church service in which residents decided to blow the town up with John Carter’s dynamite. “I’ve learned one thing preaching in this town for all these years, and that’s that you just never know what these folks will…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Residents have recently realized that Reverend Alden’s wife has not been seen since the day the man of the cloth and widow exchanged nuptials. “Well, I certainly remember it well, oh yes I do!” Harriet Oleson emphatically exclaims as she recounts the scandal that briefly rocked Walnut Grove until she was reminded that…
Walnut Grove, Minn.– In a shocking recent interview, Walnut Grove’s own beloved Reverend Alden has revealed that he is sick of singing “Bringing in the Sheaves.” Alden told reporters that while he was excited to sing the hymn when he first started preaching in Walnut Grove, he quickly came to regret choosing it as the…
