Editorial: I’m Sure There’s A Reason Charles Left My Door Open–I’d Just Like To Know What It Is
Oh, hi there. Excuse me for putting all this stuff out on my porch, but you see, everything got just plumb soaked the other night. You see, it wasn’t even me that left it open. In fact, I wasn’t here at all, but I was stuck at dinner thanks to this storm. Well, wouldn’t you…