Walnut Grove, Minn.-Reverend Alden is disappointed that he once again had to remind his congregation that he has feelings. “This takes me right back to when I met Anna,” Alden shares. “People act like just because I’m a Reverend I don’t feel things, but I do. I am a man and I feel things. Like…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports indicate that Isaiah Edwards’ sober escapades have that time he injured Albert in a drunk wagon driving incident and then didn’t take him to the doctor looking tame compared to some of his sober antics. “I think it was the monkey for me,” Nels Oleson, proprietor of Oleson’s Mercantile, indicates. “I…
Walnut Grove, Minn.– Recent reports from the farming community indicate that Reverend Alden proudly presided over a church service in which residents decided to blow the town up with John Carter’s dynamite. “I’ve learned one thing preaching in this town for all these years, and that’s that you just never know what these folks will…
Colorado Springs, Co.-Recent reports indicate that Matthew Cooper’s memory is surprisingly bad. This revelation coincided with the train’s first arrival in Colorado Springs. Matthew’s younger brother, Brian, excitedly exclaimed that the train’s engineer was John. As Brian now recalls, this is when the cracks in Matthew’s facade appeared. “I can’t believe I even had to…
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Newly arrived visitor, brother of the Wilders, and ne’er do well Perley Day Wilder has confirmed that after his sister, Eliza Jane, insisted he could never wear out his welcome he will, in fact, proceed to wear out his welcome. “I’ve never seen a challenge I wasn’t up to, this one included,”…
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Recent reports indicate that area elderly man, Brewster Davenport, looks forward to an increased workload. Upon receiving word that his daughter, Edna, planned to send her son Tod to visit grandparents Brewster and Virginia Davenport, Brewster eagerly reported to Charles Ingalls that he was excited about having another hand to help him…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports from the small farming community indicate that Albert’s morphine addiction had a silver lining: getting Charles Ingalls a better job. “Now, I don’t want to make it sound like I love the fact that Albert had an addiction,” Charles clarifies. “I just think that there was a good thing about it,…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Sources reveal that Caroline Ingalls recently dazzled her dinner companions with her command of geography when she revealed that she knew New York was thousands of miles away. “It’s me, I’m the source,” husband Charles Ingalls reveals. “I didn’t really want to make a big deal of it at the time since Adam…
Colorado Springs, Co.– Recent reports indicate that town blacksmith and town council member Robert E is awash with relief that no one has questioned his role in procuring horses for Sully’s use in a staged revolt. While Byron Sully remains missing, believed by some to be dead, Robert E has concerns but remains overall grateful…
Hello, I’m the man on the fire engine that Charles Ingalls told to put out the flame on the hot air balloon and I have just one question: who does he think he is? Let me set the scene here. We’re just enjoying our afternoon at the fair, doing the occasional demo of our new…
