Colorado Springs, Co.-In a surprising moment of vulnerability, Dr. Michaela “Mike” Quinn has revealed that the most distressing part of her glimpse into Christmas future was not that she was visited by a ghost, nor was it that she didn’t have answers on who her husband would be or why Matthew has children but is…
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Recent reports indicate that Charles Ingalls wishes that a man who interrupted the Ingalls family dinner by kicking open the door and wielding a shotgun had waited for a clear night to do so. “In this family, you never know what might happen when you’re just having an ordinary family dinner,” Charles…
Oh, hi there. Excuse me for putting all this stuff out on my porch, but you see, everything got just plumb soaked the other night. You see, it wasn’t even me that left it open. In fact, I wasn’t here at all, but I was stuck at dinner thanks to this storm. Well, wouldn’t you…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent news from the quiet Minnesota town indicates that Charles Ingalls is pleased that he witnessed his son-in-law, Adam Kendall, making a fast friend and then never speaking of that friend again. “It’s what makes the friend fast, you know,” Charles comments. “Sometimes someone goes from stranger to best friend faster than you…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-I’m the stagecoach driver that just had the experience of dropping Charles Ingalls and his son off in front of the hotel in Walnut Grove, and let me tell you, this was not the experience I was expecting. I had heard of the Ingalls family before. Who hasn’t heard of Charles Ingalls? The…
Walnut Grove-In a recent brazen display of ingenuity, town founder Lars Hansen has discovered a loophole to allowing work on Sunday. “Ja, all you have to do is say it is church contest,” Lars chuckles. It seems that Lars has long been searching for an acceptable way to get some work done ona Sunday. After…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Sources indicate that the Olesons are having problems keeping up with the nighttime coffee needs of Charles Ingalls. Routinely seen drinking copious amounts of coffee before bedtime, Charles Ingalls is routinely purchasing so much coffee that the proprietors of the Mercantile are having problems keeping pace with the man. “It’s difficult when you…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Sources who attended the recent Founder’s Day Celebration confirm that Charles Ingalls would rather give in to a crotchety old man than impress his family. Although it disappointed Laura Ingalls, Jim Tyler, former Bull of the Woods, won a woodchopping contest when Charles chose to use his dull axe after Jim’s wife plead…
Winoka, Dakota Territory–Sources indicates that newly minted Big City Man Charles Ingalls has eagerly become a benefactor to a local stray boy. Over breakfast on a recent morning, Charles talked his new young friend Albert, who he has known for a paltry amount of time, into attending school for a quarter a week. The street…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Reports indicate that the Ingalls family recently threw a party despite having no obvious motive. Sources indicate that they attended a Sunday afternoon function at the Ingalls home expecting there to be some reason for the party, only to find once they attended that no such reason existed. “It is rare that the…
