Perhaps Phoenix, Arizona- Sources report that an area employer mistakenly believes that washing dishes requires great strength. Laura Ingalls Wilder, in town for the summer to attend a reading seminar at the university, requires employment to pay her way. Although she wished to tutor, a lack of availability in that area led her to seek…
Colorado Springs, Co.- Recent reports from the small mountain town indicate that area bad boy Kyle is seeking validation from the Reverend regarding his storytelling skills. Recently, the Reverend-turned-schoolteacher directed the class to write Halloween stories. While he reprimanded Kyle for writing a story that is too dark, he commended Brian and suggested he seek…
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Area sources confirm that Charles Ingalls is busy doing something with a load right now. Whether it is packing up a load, delivering a load, or taking inventory of a load upon delivery, it seems that Charles is constantly working on a load in some form. “It’s like his whole life revolves…
Colorado Springs, Co.-In a surprising moment of vulnerability, Dr. Michaela “Mike” Quinn has revealed that the most distressing part of her glimpse into Christmas future was not that she was visited by a ghost, nor was it that she didn’t have answers on who her husband would be or why Matthew has children but is…
Walnut Grove, Minn.- Recent reports indicate that Charles Ingalls wishes that a man who interrupted the Ingalls family dinner by kicking open the door and wielding a shotgun had waited for a clear night to do so. “In this family, you never know what might happen when you’re just having an ordinary family dinner,” Charles…
Oh, hi there. Excuse me for putting all this stuff out on my porch, but you see, everything got just plumb soaked the other night. You see, it wasn’t even me that left it open. In fact, I wasn’t here at all, but I was stuck at dinner thanks to this storm. Well, wouldn’t you…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent news from the quiet Minnesota town indicates that Charles Ingalls is pleased that he witnessed his son-in-law, Adam Kendall, making a fast friend and then never speaking of that friend again. “It’s what makes the friend fast, you know,” Charles comments. “Sometimes someone goes from stranger to best friend faster than you…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-I’m the stagecoach driver that just had the experience of dropping Charles Ingalls and his son off in front of the hotel in Walnut Grove, and let me tell you, this was not the experience I was expecting. I had heard of the Ingalls family before. Who hasn’t heard of Charles Ingalls? The…
Walnut Grove-In a recent brazen display of ingenuity, town founder Lars Hansen has discovered a loophole to allowing work on Sunday. “Ja, all you have to do is say it is church contest,” Lars chuckles. It seems that Lars has long been searching for an acceptable way to get some work done ona Sunday. After…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Sources indicate that the Olesons are having problems keeping up with the nighttime coffee needs of Charles Ingalls. Routinely seen drinking copious amounts of coffee before bedtime, Charles Ingalls is routinely purchasing so much coffee that the proprietors of the Mercantile are having problems keeping pace with the man. “It’s difficult when you…
