Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports indicate that Nels Oleson, proprietor of Oleson’s Mercantile, finds nothing objectionable about giving extra fireworks to a child. Some might find giving fireworks to a child in any amount objectionable, but when Laura Ingalls asked Nels for bottle rockets, he enthusiastically gave her not only what she asked for, but insisted…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-A wave of confusion and gossip is flying through Walnut Grove thanks to the latest revelations by ChatGPT in the wake of Alice Garvey’s death. While commonly believed that the fire at the blind school caused Alice’s death, ChatGPT’s claims that she died of complications during childbirth has sent shockwaves through Walnut Grove,…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Reports indicate that Harriet Oleson has received a shipment of pumpkin spice merchandise in advance of the fall season. “Pumpkin spice? I’m not even sure I know what that means,” Nels Oleson, Harriet’s husband and co-proprietor of Oleson’s Mercantile, commented. “I’m not sure this will sit well with this community. Most of our…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports indicate that the town is surprised to learn that Albert Ingalls owns a full-fledged suit. The boy who recently joined the Ingalls family arrived to the first day of school wearing a suit, much to the surprise of the town. “Charles Ingalls barely even wears suits, and those girls have had…
Walnut Grove, Minn.– The recent arrival of women’s rights activist Elizabeth Smith has caused quite a stir, the least of which is not the recent unveiling of Postmistress Foster’s twins. The local woman who keeps the mail and telegraph service afloat recently revealed that she is in fact a mother to twins. When exactly she…
Walnut Grove, Minn.– Recent reports indicate that a local woman has had a change of life. Caroline Ingalls, wife of the upstanding and dependable Charles, has embarked upon the phase of life that all women face eventually: she is stealing people’s thunder. “Well, now that Caroline is well into middle age, it’s not surprising,” Doc…
Walnut Grove, Minn.– Welcome back to another Prairie edition of AITA! Today, we hear from a local young man, Albert, about a situation he recently faced with his newly adopted brother, James. Here’s what Albert had to say: Recently, me (M15ish) and my family (various ages and genders), have been going through a big adjustment….
Hey, we know it’s tough out there when you’re looking for a job. Sometimes the job application process seems endless and to no avail, leading you to wonder if it’s all been a waste of time. I decided to write a list of tips to help you land that job because I’m Charles Ingalls and…
Walnut Grove, Minn.– Recent reports indicate that Nels Oleson feels pangs of regret after offering additional cuts of glass to Charles Ingalls on an as-needed basis. While Nels originally found Charles’ desire to perform an upgrade on the Little House commendable, he now understands that some people maybe just aren’t meant to have nice things….
Walnut Grove, Minn. – As troubling as the recent events are that led the town of Walnut Grove to the decision that blowing up the town was the only sensible course of action, perhaps nothing in recent weeks that has happened is as troubling as Jason Carter setting dozens of rabbits free to fend for…
