Jonathan Disappointed To Have Never Gotten Beatles As Assignment

California Highway–Cruising along in Mark Gordon’s beat up vehicle awaiting word on a new assignment on a recent afternoon, angel on probation Jonathan Smith expressed disappointment that he never once received the Beatles as an assignment.  “I’ve been doing this for forty years, you know,” Jonathan commented. “That means that while the Beatles were in…

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Woman Who Lied About Getting Married Embarrassed By Man Who Does Bird Calls

Phoenix, Ariz.-Recent reports indicate that a woman who lied to her family about getting married is embarrassed by a man who does bird calls. Eliza Jane Wilder, older sister of Almanzo Wilder and Laura Ingalls Wilder’s sister-in-law, lied approximately just one year ago about getting married to Harve Miller. While her intentions were arguably good,…

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