Burr Oak, Iowa-Happy Valentine’s Day! In honor of this day, I thought I would give some advice on something that we all need to understand in order to make relationships work: love languages. Understanding your spouse’s love language is key to making your marriage strong. Just take my marriage, for example. Caroline understands my love…
Los Angeles Hotel Room– After earlier pursuing the stars on the Hollywood walk of fame and hearing of Michael Landon for the first time, Jonathan Smith finally decided to check out his work. “You know, it’s a little remarkable I hadn’t heard of him considering how many years he’s been on TV,” Jonathan remarked. “Yeah,…
Walnut Grove, Minn.– After keeping busy following a shocking turn of events, the Garveys have announced that they are ready to grieve again. Recently deciding to pick up and move to Sleepy Eye, Jonathan and Andrew Garvey have decided that a complete change is in order to cope with the loss of their wife and…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Sources indicate that Alice Garvey, former Walnut Grove schoolteacher and mother to Andrew Garvey, has yet again broadcast information pertaining to academic performance without regard to preserving the integrity of individual privacy when she shared her son’s grades with her mother while others sat in the room listening. “Andrew has three A’s, two…
Winoka, Dakota Territory– Recent hotel manager hires Charles and Caroline Ingalls failed to mention their dog when negotiating a room for their children for a five dollar reduction in monthly pay. Mr. Thoms, the hiring manager who selected Charles and Caroline, initially balked when he learned that the couple had children. “I had already made…
Undisclosed Location, Arizona– Recent reports indicate that two men who recently engaged in a fist fight also hit on a pregnant woman. Mort Carstairs and Professor William Woestehoff recently traded barbs and fists over the grade Laura Ingalls Wilder received on her final exam. What the two men did not realize, however, is that Laura,…
Walnut Grove, Minn.- In an exciting development for the sleepy Minnesota town, the entire graduating class has gotten married. In what seems to be a first for Walnut Grove, every student that has graduated this year has gotten married to each other when Rachel Brown and Willie Oleson tied the knot. “This is such an exciting…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Albert Ingalls, recent recipient of a fatal diagnosis, reports relief. “If I’m going to be honest, it’s pretty great that this whole death thing overshadows everything else,” Albert comments. “For a really long time, I was known as the boy who burnt the blind school down, which was really stressful and not even…
Winoka, Dakota Territory- Recent reports indicate that newly employed Jonathan Garvey had been unaware that the bar fight in which he recently engaged was actually a job interview. According to Jonathan, he “just stumbled over into that there saloon to beat up Harlan on account of he beat up Charles. It weren’t until I had…
Sleepy Eye, Minn.- Hester-Sue’s recent departure from her job at the blind school marks yet another year where some misfortune has befallen the school. Susan Goodspeed, longtime student of the school, recalls the many unfortunate events she has endured over the years. “When I first came to the school,” Susan shares, “ it was in…
