Walnut Grove, Minn.-Sources who attended the recent Founder’s Day Celebration confirm that Charles Ingalls would rather give in to a crotchety old man than impress his family. Although it disappointed Laura Ingalls, Jim Tyler, former Bull of the Woods, won a woodchopping contest when Charles chose to use his dull axe after Jim’s wife plead…
Winoka, Dakota Territory–Sources indicates that newly minted Big City Man Charles Ingalls has eagerly become a benefactor to a local stray boy. Over breakfast on a recent morning, Charles talked his new young friend Albert, who he has known for a paltry amount of time, into attending school for a quarter a week. The street…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Reports indicate that the Ingalls family recently threw a party despite having no obvious motive. Sources indicate that they attended a Sunday afternoon function at the Ingalls home expecting there to be some reason for the party, only to find once they attended that no such reason existed. “It is rare that the…
You know, I’m not really one for writing, putting my words on paper. And you know I don’t like talking about feelings, but I figure I can make an exception so’s you don’t make the same mistake I did. Yep, that’s right–I’m admitting I made a mistake, which bystanders to my marriage might recall I…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports indicate that Roger Whitehead, Esq., is disappointed that his work has brought him to Walnut Grove twice. “This town, it’s not very exciting now is it?” Mr. Whitehead muses. “When I first was sent here to deliver the news to the Ingalls of their inheritance, I felt a mild anticipation. I…
Burr Oak, Iowa-Happy Valentine’s Day! In honor of this day, I thought I would give some advice on something that we all need to understand in order to make relationships work: love languages. Understanding your spouse’s love language is key to making your marriage strong. Just take my marriage, for example. Caroline understands my love…
Los Angeles Hotel Room– After earlier pursuing the stars on the Hollywood walk of fame and hearing of Michael Landon for the first time, Jonathan Smith finally decided to check out his work. “You know, it’s a little remarkable I hadn’t heard of him considering how many years he’s been on TV,” Jonathan remarked. “Yeah,…
Walnut Grove, Minn.– After keeping busy following a shocking turn of events, the Garveys have announced that they are ready to grieve again. Recently deciding to pick up and move to Sleepy Eye, Jonathan and Andrew Garvey have decided that a complete change is in order to cope with the loss of their wife and…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Sources indicate that Alice Garvey, former Walnut Grove schoolteacher and mother to Andrew Garvey, has yet again broadcast information pertaining to academic performance without regard to preserving the integrity of individual privacy when she shared her son’s grades with her mother while others sat in the room listening. “Andrew has three A’s, two…
Winoka, Dakota Territory– Recent hotel manager hires Charles and Caroline Ingalls failed to mention their dog when negotiating a room for their children for a five dollar reduction in monthly pay. Mr. Thoms, the hiring manager who selected Charles and Caroline, initially balked when he learned that the couple had children. “I had already made…
