Report: Almanzo Wilder Wants to Remind Everyone He Has Punched Children Twice
Walnut Grove, Minn.– In light of the sensationalism surrounding the Oscars altercation between Will Smith and Chris Rock, Almanzo Wilder would like to remind everyone that he has punched a child not only once, but twice. “Well, sure, it’s not something I usually brag about, but I can’t believe people brush it under the rug…