Walnut Grove, Minn.-Sources indicate that Alice Garvey, former Walnut Grove schoolteacher and mother to Andrew Garvey, has yet again broadcast information pertaining to academic performance without regard to preserving the integrity of individual privacy when she shared her son’s grades with her mother while others sat in the room listening. “Andrew has three A’s, two…
Winoka, Dakota Territory– Recent hotel manager hires Charles and Caroline Ingalls failed to mention their dog when negotiating a room for their children for a five dollar reduction in monthly pay. Mr. Thoms, the hiring manager who selected Charles and Caroline, initially balked when he learned that the couple had children. “I had already made…
Undisclosed Location, Arizona– Recent reports indicate that two men who recently engaged in a fist fight also hit on a pregnant woman. Mort Carstairs and Professor William Woestehoff recently traded barbs and fists over the grade Laura Ingalls Wilder received on her final exam. What the two men did not realize, however, is that Laura,…
Walnut Grove, Minn.- In an exciting development for the sleepy Minnesota town, the entire graduating class has gotten married. In what seems to be a first for Walnut Grove, every student that has graduated this year has gotten married to each other when Rachel Brown and Willie Oleson tied the knot. “This is such an exciting…
