Walnut Grove, Minn.- Recent reports indicate that the only thing bigger than dying man Edgar Mills’ eyebrows is his ability to deliver a sick burn.
Mills recently arrived in Walnut Grove and scammed residents with a land scheme. Upon his arrest, Mills sought out the services of new lawyer Adam Kendall, who proceeded to initially turn him down. At this point, Mills suggested to the struggling lawyer that “business must be pretty good to be turning down a case.”
“Looking back on it, that was one sick burn,” Mills tells us. “I figured since I have so little life left to live, why not? Why not just let him have it? I’m glad it worked out so well. And I’m not referring to the outcome of the case working out–I mean I’m glad to have really had the opportunity to really put that young lawyer in his place.”
At press time, Mills was lamenting that Adam had a hand in getting his wife a job at Oleson’s Mercantile when he had a perfectly good plan to get her money without her having to work. Meanwhile, Harriet Oleson was happy to blame having to employ and pay a whole other person on someone affiliated with the Ingalls family.
