Walnut Grove, Minn.-Sources reveal that Caroline Ingalls recently dazzled her dinner companions with her command of geography when she revealed that she knew New York was thousands of miles away. “It’s me, I’m the source,” husband Charles Ingalls reveals. “I didn’t really want to make a big deal of it at the time since Adam…
Hello, I’m the man on the fire engine that Charles Ingalls told to put out the flame on the hot air balloon and I have just one question: who does he think he is? Let me set the scene here. We’re just enjoying our afternoon at the fair, doing the occasional demo of our new…
Walnut Grove, Minn.– Reports indicate that Charles Ingalls has provided emotional healing to a devastated man with a single conversation. Jonathan Garvey, who recently lost his wife Alice in the blind school fire, abandoned his excessive drinking and returned to being a caring father after spending just a few minutes with Charles. Charles Ingalls points…
Winoka, Dakota Territory–Sources indicates that newly minted Big City Man Charles Ingalls has eagerly become a benefactor to a local stray boy. Over breakfast on a recent morning, Charles talked his new young friend Albert, who he has known for a paltry amount of time, into attending school for a quarter a week. The street…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Reports indicate that the Ingalls family recently threw a party despite having no obvious motive. Sources indicate that they attended a Sunday afternoon function at the Ingalls home expecting there to be some reason for the party, only to find once they attended that no such reason existed. “It is rare that the…
You know, I’m not really one for writing, putting my words on paper. And you know I don’t like talking about feelings, but I figure I can make an exception so’s you don’t make the same mistake I did. Yep, that’s right–I’m admitting I made a mistake, which bystanders to my marriage might recall I…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-It has recently become apparent through an act of smoking in bed that Charles Ingalls learned nothing in the recent tragedy that killed his grandson and best friend’s wife. Caroline Ingalls, wife of the reckless smoker, reported that as early as several weeks after the fire that killed their grandchild, Charles was smoking…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports indicate that Nels Oleson, proprietor of Oleson’s Mercantile, finds nothing objectionable about giving extra fireworks to a child. Some might find giving fireworks to a child in any amount objectionable, but when Laura Ingalls asked Nels for bottle rockets, he enthusiastically gave her not only what she asked for, but insisted…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-A wave of confusion and gossip is flying through Walnut Grove thanks to the latest revelations by ChatGPT in the wake of Alice Garvey’s death. While commonly believed that the fire at the blind school caused Alice’s death, ChatGPT’s claims that she died of complications during childbirth has sent shockwaves through Walnut Grove,…
Walnut Grove, Minn.-Recent reports following the fundraiser picnic at the School for the Blind indicate that Albert Ingalls has suffered his second bad experience smoking a pipe. Previously, Albert dabbled in pipe smoking when he used Charles’ pipe while he and Laura watched the house in the absence of their parents. According to Albert, he…
