Colorado Springs, Co.-Recent reports indicate that a woman who is unwilling to allow hanky panky at her hurdy gurdy will nevertheless use the hurdy gurdy to deceive George Armstrong Custer and his troops.
Although some residents, including the Reverend, opposed the opening of the hurdy gurdy, Miss Olive Davis insisted that there are many respectable hurdy gurdies in Texas. To underscore the wholesome vibe of the establishment, Olive insisted when training the girls who would be dancing in the hurdy gurdy that there would be no hanky panky allowed.
However, while Olive nearly abolished the money making venture before it even took off, Dr. Michaela Quinn convinced her and the Reverend to use the hanky panky to distract the army long enough for her and mountain man Byron Sully to free the captive Cloud Dancing.
Although the heist met with success, Olive decided that it signals the end of Colorado Springs’s dance hall era.
“Between Matthew meeting Ingrid and the successful freeing of Cloud Dancing, I think this has been an overall successful venture,” Olive comments. “I hereby declare the hurdy gurdy closed.”
Although disappointed that the town’s dancing opportunities would be limited to only the annual sweetheart’s dance, residents seemed overall very accepting of the dance hall closing. Horace Bing especially looks forward to the hurdy gurdy’s closure.
“Blowing on that jug was getting in the way of my duties,” Horace shares. “After all, I took an oath!”
At press time, someone somewhere was engaged in some hanky panky that would eventually lead to the existence of Tommy James, who penned a song to play tribute to the hanky panky the likes of which Olive would not allow in her hurdy gurdy.
