Report: Miss Beadle Pleased Student Knows Where Mankato Is

Walnut Grove, Minn.-Miss Beadle is pleased to learn that one of her students knows where Mankato is located. Reports indicate that newly relocated resident, Samantha “Sam” Higgins, came from Mankato. When she aggressively suggested that new schoolmate Jimmy Hill “toss a few” before school started and Jimmy asked her where she was from, he was…

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Now that the dust has settled with the recent, shall we say, swindlings in town lately, I wanted to clear up one very important point. Now, it’s been noted how helpful I was in the train station in Denver, pretending to choke on the strudel to create enough of a distraction to get the townsfolk’s…

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Breaking: Jonathan Smith Reacts to Michael Landon’s Work

Los Angeles Hotel Room– After earlier pursuing the stars on the Hollywood walk of fame and hearing of Michael Landon for the first time, Jonathan Smith finally decided to check out his work. “You know, it’s a little remarkable I hadn’t heard of him considering how many years he’s been on TV,” Jonathan remarked. “Yeah,…

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